I wanna help but I'm trying to find some suitable for kid's shirts.
edithttp://www.indianchild.com/you_are_addicted_to.htmYou are addicted to the internet when......
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
And even your night dreams are in HTML
Your dog has its own home page.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
Your mom makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
(these are just some, dunno if these work)
http://www.indianchild.com/t_shirt_slogans.htm"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"