Talking to a creeper.

My favorite things to do...

So I was trying to do work. I wasn't asking for anything and some creep Skypes me. Wont leave me alone. And I cant do anything because I am talking to a co worker on skype about important work things.
So at first, I was amused then not so much. Here how it goes

chaouki.mizo says: hey
Allison says: you are....?
chaouki.mizo says: wher r u from
chaouki.mizo says: am mizo
chaouki.mizo says: from france
Allison says: how do i know you?
chaouki.mizo says: may be a friend
Allison says: what friend?
chaouki.mizo says: if no
chaouki.mizo says: the chance is here
Allison says: that's not creepy at all
chaouki.mizo says: skype friend
Allison says: still not weird at all
chaouki.mizo says: (F).... (F).... (F)
chaouki.mizo says: to have friends
chaouki.mizo says: in all the world
Allison says: to contact your friend;s friend without meeting them
Allison says: maybe if you had meet me face to face i wouldnt be creeped out
chaouki.mizo says: to know them only
Allison says: yeha you're probably some middle age man who is super lonely
chaouki.mizo says: not exactely
Allison says: oh so you're a middle age man who isnt lonely?
chaouki.mizo says: may be
chaouki.mizo says: and u
Allison says: oh so you have some other younger girls locked in your basement somewhere?
haouki.mizo says: a little bit
Allison says: oh okay supercool
chaouki.mizo says: make friends is not intersting u
chaouki.mizo says: allison
Allison says: making friends that arent middle age creepy man who have little girls lock in their basement interest me
Allison says: Mizo.
Allison says: or should i call you daddy...?
chaouki.mizo says: daddy....
chaouki.mizo says: am middle age
Allison says: yeah you'd like something creepy like that...
chaouki.mizo says: creepy
Allison says: and you would know about creepy
Allison says: cause you're an expert right?
chaouki.mizo says: help me toget the meaning
Allison says: listen.. you're a creep
Allison says: a super creep
Allison says: if you can only speak french supercool, go stalk and be creepy to french girls
chaouki.mizo says: i have a little knowedge
Allison says: yeah i am sure
chaouki.mizo says: do nu know french
Allison says: little knowledge about about a creeper
Allison says: none of your business what i know
chaouki.mizo says: wat means creeper
Allison says: someone is freaks people out
chaouki.mizo says: average lge i have
chaouki.mizo says: i try to improve it
Allison says: your english?
chaouki.mizo says: yes
Allison says: go to a class... dont talk to people online that youd ont know
Allison says: it is fucking creepy
chaouki.mizo says: one word explanation
chaouki.mizo says: thanks i get it now
Allison says: good.
chaouki.mizo says: wat r u doing in life
chaouki.mizo says: allison
Allison says: something better than you
Allison says: thats for sure
chaouki.mizo says: i dont thing
chaouki.mizo says: try me
Allison says: ... i am not going to try you...
chaouki.mizo says: am studing
Allison says: but one things for sure, i dont go on the internet and talk to random people and try to get to know them ...
Allison says: that's fucking creepy
Allison says: i do magic
chaouki.mizo says: (y)
chaouki.mizo says: am waiting
Allison says: okay good you're done talking because now i am going to block you and you can move on to the next girl you feel like being a creep to
chaouki.mizo says: am good guy
chaouki.mizo says: give me another chance
chaouki.mizo says: (u)
chaouki.mizo says: do u know france
Allison says: I never gave you a chance! and good guys dont talk to people they havent met!
chaouki.mizo says: do want to meet me
Allison says: OH YEAH! I DO! CAUSE I TOTALLY WANT TO GET RAPED!
Allison says: MY FAVORTIE THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
chaouki.mizo says: life is a challenge
chaouki.mizo says: dont u thing
chaouki.mizo says: try me
chaouki.mizo says: i want to see u
chaouki.mizo says: wat arrrrreee yyouuu dooiinggg
Allison says: yeah ... you also want to rape me probably
Allison says: or like use me as a sex slave
chaouki.mizo says: u r so cool
Allison says: or something just as creepy
Allison says: yeah ... I am also somewhat intelligent
chaouki.mizo says: your thhhhhe greeppppppper
chaouki.mizo says: not me
Allison says: ... yeaaaah... i am suuuure...
chaouki.mizo says: u have any photo
Allison says: mmmm no. not for yo.
Allison says: you
chaouki.mizo says: curiosity kills me
chaouki.mizo says: french people r the gentle man in the world
Allison says: yeah.. right
chaouki.mizo says: sil te plait
chaouki.mizo says: do u know any french people
chaouki.mizo says: sil te plait means please
chaouki.mizo says: where are u
Allison says: I know what sil te plait means
chaouki.mizo says: we r friends now
Allison says: no we are not.
Allison says: we are far from friends
chaouki.mizo says: enemy
Allison says: pretty much
chaouki.mizo says: a little
chaouki.mizo says: am coooooooool one
chaouki.mizo says: u r age 108
Allison says: yeah... i am fucking old
chaouki.mizo says: and still a life
Allison says: near death though
chaouki.mizo says: its a record
Allison says: so there is no point in you and me even talking anymore
chaouki.mizo says: s il te plait
chaouki.mizo says: yuo are so lovely
Allison says: Ohhh i am sure i have been everything byt lovely
Allison says: I have a secret to tell
chaouki.mizo says: do u have a boy friend
Allison says: i am secretly a man
Allison says: so you better back off
chaouki.mizo says: i like american
chaouki.mizo says: i will change my nationality
Allison says: american man ?
chaouki.mizo says: (handshake)
chaouki.mizo says: nice to meet u
Allison says: Soyou like American man?
chaouki.mizo says: may be
Allison says: okay well i am an american man
chaouki.mizo says: (F)
Allison says: my real name is Matthew
chaouki.mizo says: how r u mathew
Allison says: maybe someday you and i can have some dick to dick contact
chaouki.mizo says: dick
chaouki.mizo says: wat means
Allison says: penis
chaouki.mizo says: i have one
Allison says: me too!@
chaouki.mizo says: not like mine
Allison says: no no justl ike yours
chaouki.mizo says: Disinfectant
Allison says: what? yours is infected
chaouki.mizo says: (flex)
Allison says: okay i could fucking careless
chaouki.mizo says: with your finger
chaouki.mizo says: or toe
Allison says: I don't udnerstand what you are saying...
Allison says: probably trying to say "I like girls who are 12 and do not have pubic hair "
chaouki.mizo says: false
Allison says: okay alors quest ce que t'essaie de dire?
chaouki.mizo says: virgin one
Allison says: oh that's what i thought
chaouki.mizo says: super cool

Then My coworker and I were done talking so I signed off ^^

rofl rof xD that was hilarious haha. wonder who he was....? :]

Dunno. Dont care. All I know is that apparently we are best friends now!

That is so creepy. i couldn't even understand most of what he was trying to say, and he totally din't get the point when you kept trying to tell him off, lol.

And I love how he agreed he had little girls in his basement.

rofl. wen yu said yu guys were best friends...was that sarcasm?... (rofl sum times i cud be slow)

Yeah it was ^^
We are far from best friends... He just kept thinking we were friends even if i told him to back off...

Rie --> Yeah... He didnt speak french either... at the end I was talking to him in french and he couldnt do it loser.

xDDD

I just died laughing at that. What the hell. I want to talk to creepers. :[



Allison says: oh so you have some other younger girls locked in your basement somewhere?
haouki.mizo says: a little bit


WIN.

I stopped at the middle.
i like your attitude, I wouldn't act like that.
I ahve skype although I rarely use it. :-/

I like how he's french but his french is horrid!

Sil te plait? I think he means S'il Vous Plaît

Oli: Hahaha!
I win often xP

Lorna: I lost patience with creepers on skype. I use to just block them. Now I just ignore them or if they are like that one and wont stop trying to call me while i am at work, I just give up and actually talk to them.


Alia: And his french was just horrible! I was like no no. just shut up. Don't.

rofl he was claiming to be french probably to sound exquisite or something and he failed at it haha :]

ooh!! probably! and failed miserably! He can take his tricks on some other youngling!

lol you should have started talking in pure french to him.

I should have... but i was kinda scared that then he would be even creepier XD

lol yeah sigh creepers.

Speaking of mine is on now, time to log off of facebook.

rofl he probably would have said.

er..i'm really spanish, so i don't speak french :]

Probably something stupid like that -.-
oh creepers, what would the world do with them!

Be a little tiny bit less insane?

LMAO, that was hilarious, I've had creepy convos like that before and I must say that is is worse if the person doesn't understand English. Turkish creeps get on my nerves the most because they never really understand that I'm trying to tell them off.

OHH!!! I have one, but I ended it pretty quickly.

Phil
hi there sexy

Me
sorry not me, I'm on my friends account

Phil
i see
are you as beautiful as your friend?

Me
... I'm a dude man

Silence/end chat/he went offline. ROFL

..

lol! Go boyfriend!

boyfriends rockz XD

Lmao Yv, the bf can solve all problems. That dude is a sicko though, I would've cursed him out by the second night. I do the same for my bf because females ask other females who know him for his number so usually I have the end up being the one the say, "listen bitch he's taken, call him again and I'll break your fucking neck."

Okay guys so this Turkish idiot is messaging me and I don't know what he's saying, he has sent me another message. I don't freaking speak Turkish or whatever other language they speak in Turkey and I'm getting pissed now, but I have a burning desire to know what he's saying.

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Sherlana R
January 17 at 12:19pm
Ummm, I don't speak whatever language that is.

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I don't speak your language. What do you want?