this looks like fun lol
1. Do you have ADHD? a lot of people ask me that but no, i don't, and i've been tested too lol
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? give her really really bad looks. *glare*
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? ice cubes and feathers
4. Boxers or briefs? boxers, mainly the ones with little hearts on them
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? If you could change your name to something more normal, what would you change it to?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? i guess an inch?
7. Wax or shave? shave
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? a heart
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? hmmmm hard choice
10. Carpet matches the curtain? nope
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? i didn't really like the horse, the cat turned out to be gay, the toothbrush was a total jerk, did you see the size of his ego? it was bigger then his penis! And the carrot...don't even get me started....
12. What STD best represents you? HID
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? I'd probably tell her about how my brother walked into the kitchen the other day and stepped in a pile of dog poop cause that really cheered me up lol
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Morgan Friedman...Me and Chuck don't really get along then me and Oprah....well, i just don't like her
15. Sex with Ellie? *looks ellie from head to toe* it'll cost ya... *takes off pants*
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? Chains and chocolate would be preferred
17. Donkey show? naaaa
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” Chuck Norris, Oprah Winfrey and your mom in bed XD
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? A horse poop
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? *thinks for a moment* only way? then i guess i'd have to