Hello, my name is Lorna Pérez

Subject: Hello, my name is Lorna Pérez Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:13 pm

Hello everyone!

I'm always willing to answer questions and explain things about MAB.
Feel free to message me or post here if you want and I'll do what I can.

Thing you should know about me:
I'm a MAB Veteran Cool

I have a beautiful family click to see them all.
I have a MAB family album on facebook click to see it.
I speak Spanish and English.

See you around!

-Lorna-

Subject: Re: Hello, my name is Lorna Pérez Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:16 pm

And I super love her. I love you

Subject: Re: Hello, my name is Lorna Pérez Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:50 am

hi lorna just dropping by XD

Subject: Re: Hello, my name is Lorna Pérez Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:47 pm

miyo wrote:: hi lorna just dropping by XD

Yay posts! one new post -_-

Subject: Re: Hello, my name is Lorna Pérez Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:45 pm

1. Do you have ADHD?
- no, ADD, probably

2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do?
- find a way to get out.

3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose?
- An oboe... they can get pretty annoying.

4. Boxers or briefs?
- boxer briefs... rawr

5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask?
- Did you really do your nose?

6. What is the size of your weenies (skin on your elbow)?
- XS, it doesn't droop or anything. lol

7. Wax or shave?
- shave

8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?
- lmao I don't know

9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be?
- I'll get back to you on that.

10. Carpet matches the curtain?
- no

11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust?
- a carrot

12. What STD best represents you?
-I wouldn't know

13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?
- take her out for ice cream

14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey?
- Morgan Freeman?
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15. Sex with Ellie?
- sure

16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains?
- whipped cream!

17. Donkey show?
- huh?

18. Your last thought… add “in bed”
What's a Donkey show in bed (?)

19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop?
- ahhhhhhhhhh i've never watched a giving borth video entirely so I'll say horse

20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?
- I don't trust sharks. But yeah.

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