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1. Do you have ADHD?
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do?
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose?
4. Boxers or briefs?
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)?
7. Wax or shave?
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be?
10. Carpet matches the curtain?
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust?
12. What STD best represents you?
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey?
15. Sex with Ellie?
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains?
17. Donkey show?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed”
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop?
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?

1. Do you have ADHD? Why yes, yes I do.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Punch her whore face.
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Chainsaw.
4. Boxers or briefs? Neither- I'm free ballin
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Do you secretly want to crush the dreams of the models on ANTM?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? I believe average
7. Wax or shave? Both
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? Well mypenis would be five feet long and I'd have bowling ball testicles.XD
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? my forehead so I could be a unicorn
10. Carpet matches the curtain? I dyed them both blue
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? No, no, if I was drunk enough, maybe
12. What STD best represents you? Herpes, I may seem gone but I always come back
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Disney movie fest
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Chuck all the way
15. Sex with Ellie? That's masturbation
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? All of the above
17. Donkey show? Is the donkey male or female?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” This orange is tasty- in bed
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Poop.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? It depends on how desperate I get.
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1. Do you have ADHD? In math class, yes.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Pay her to get the fuck out of my house, or let one of my friends come and get her.
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Bondage.
4. Boxers or briefs? Both.
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? What question would she want herself to answer?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? Size? The size of my thumbnail.
7. Wax or shave? Wax. Shaving can sometimes hurt like a bitch and the hair grows back fast.
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? I have no idea, but I'd make them more...tight.
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? Why would I want one lmfao?
10. Carpet matches the curtain? Well...I'm remodelng my room soon. XD The curtains are highlighted.
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? Sure, if I'm that drunk.
12. What STD best represents you? AIDS. I'm yours for life.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Run through SoHo with her and go guy-sightseeing. Trust me, it works.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? CHUCK NORRIS!
15. Sex with Ellie? I'll join one of her orgies any day. XD
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? All.
17. Donkey show? ...?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” It's so hot...in bed.
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Poop.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? Yeah lmao. XD

1. Do you have ADHD? I did when I was younger…

2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Is it a male or female whore? Either way, it would probably be fun…

3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Would Sleep deprivation be an instrument? If not…bondage would be fun…

4. Boxers or briefs? Both…

5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Who are you, and where did you come from?

6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? Normal…my penis on the other hand…

7. Wax or shave? Both

8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? A star would be amusing…

9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? Head! Then if anyone called me a Dickhead, it would be a complement!

10. Carpet matches the curtain? They are both Neon Green…I think…maybe they aren’t

11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? I would give oral sex to a toothbrush…I'm weird that way…

12. What STD best represents you? Genital Herpes it’s the “Gift that keeps on giving"

13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?

14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Chuck Norris all the way baby!!!

15. Sex with Ellie? I would...if she promises not to kill me...

16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? I have to choose just one?? How about all at once?

17. Donkey show? What is a Donkey show?

18. Your last thought… add “in bed” I'm going out tonight…in bed

19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Poop…

20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? How desperate am I?!

1. Do you have ADHD? Yeah
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? use her as a punching bag
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? the imperius curse
4. Boxers or briefs? boy shorts!
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Is it hard to be that bitchy or is it the real you?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? does size matter?
7. Wax or shave? both!
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? nah, just make sure everything is in place
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? next question!
10. Carpet matches the curtain? if there was one, yes it would
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? When I'm high enough, go get me Starlight (Rainbow Brite's horse)
12. What STD best represents you? mmmm nah
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? depends, could be with a game of laser tag, ice cream, coffee or i would read the tarot for her
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? for what? a nice little chat? Morgan!
15. Sex with Ellie? any day of the week
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? oooh, you've seen my boyfriend's bag of tricks I assume
17. Donkey show? say what?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” Should I let Morris sleep in *my* bed . . .wonders
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Look at all the pretty colors
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? so, am i just stuck in the ocean or on a deserted island?

1. Do you have ADHD? Nope
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Abuse her
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? feather
4. Boxers or briefs? totally boxers
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Tyra Banks? haha
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? small =[
7. Wax or shave? neither
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? penis shaped
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? armpits
10. Carpet matches the curtain? i have no carpet...
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? CARROT!
12. What STD best represents you? crabs, annoying and embarrassing
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? chocolate fest
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? oprah!
15. Sex with Ellie? Maybe after some tequila
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains?honey.... i hate honey
17. Donkey show? is it donkey from shrek? still no
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” the power of nature - in bed
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? horse poop!
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? sharks dont have penises

1. Do you have ADHD? I guess that I ... *looks away...* Uhm was I saying something?
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Someone would die in that basement and it's not going to be me
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Bondage I guess it's kind of cool :0
4. Boxers or briefs? Um, it may depends on if I want to feel more..free or not x:
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Repeat me say who?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? I guess normal size o.0
7. Wax or shave? It depends...I shave I have to as a Guy, buuut maybe if it was other things like legs or so, it would be wax :7
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? It has the right shape and size right now wanna see? (;
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? I have one already! and it's in the right place thanks!
10. Carpet matches the curtain? Yup, they match! *giggles*...wait what did you ask o.o?
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? No way, no way D:, not and not, It would be better other things such as...wait there are kids in here *giggles*
12. What STD best represents you? AIDS You can't get rid of me ;9
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Go and eat Ice cream! and a Movie! or a Casino <.<U...
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? I must say...Oprah! almost nobody chooses her ;_; I pity her ;^;
15. Sex with Ellie? I'm not into girls x: , buuut Ellie has a 5 foot penis, sooo I can give it a thought *rolleyes*
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? Chains and covered in chocolate? omg...you gave me some ideas *goes to the kitchen for the chocolate*
17. Donkey show? I don't get this one o.0
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” I spilled this white thing...in bed...I need more milk <.<
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? The horse poop, I can't see the other one ;_;
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? Do I really have any other choice? <.<

1. Do you have ADHD? Not to my knowledgeee. :[ I'm too quiet and focused for that.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Use her head to break the window. =w=
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? ... <--- ;-;
4. Boxers or briefs? Boxer briefs, usually. owo
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? "Who're you? D:"
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? It's huuuuge ;3
7. Wax or shave? Shave! Waxing sounds like it would hurt.
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?... I'd make it look like ascii... 8==D ...
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? On my penis. 8==D=D
10. Carpet matches the curtain? Don't have carpet. o-o
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? No, no, maybe, maybe... and I'd eat that last one.
12. What STD best represents you? ... Pick your poison. Either way, I'm a pain in the ass and people are ashamed to admit they have/know me.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Ummm... -hug- ? ;-; ... -badwithpeople-
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Chuck Norris, of course. ;3
15. Sex with Ellie? Sounds like a sex-tip talk show. I'd watch. xD
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? ... owo I like sweet things. Not so much the firecrackers and chains though.
17. Donkey show? Clerks 2. XD Nty.
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” "Donkey show in bed" ;^;! That was uncalled for!
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? UGH. :[ Birth videos, I guess. I've seen more of those than horses taking a dump.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? o-o Yes. Lmao.

1. Do you have ADHD? No
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do?Nothing
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose?I refuse to anwser xD
4. Boxers or briefs?Boxers
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask?And I the Next top model? XD
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? Little
7. Wax or shave?Shave legs wax eyebrows
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?My what?
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be?NO WHERE!
10. Carpet matches the curtain?No
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust?NO
12. What STD best represents you?WHAT?
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?Be myslef =)
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey?We all go shopping!
15. Sex with Ellie? EWWW NO
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? What are you talking about? Ice cream?
17. Donkey show? WTH?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” Huh?
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Neither
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?What do you mean by blow a shark?

1. Do you have ADHD? Sometimes.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Erm...talk
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? a triangle lol
4. Boxers or briefs? I don't know
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? "Who are you?"
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? Does it matter?
7. Wax or shave? Shave
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? erm...
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? again, erm...
10. Carpet matches the curtain? nope
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? erm... [I keep saying erm.. lol]
12. What STD best represents you? I don't know.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? I'd get my friend Dave to talk to her on msn....he's good with people.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? I don't know any of them
15. Sex with Ellie? Sex with my Granny? No.
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? chocolate
17. Donkey show? Erm...
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” Just the two of us in bed
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Birth videos - seen enough last year in child care
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? Am I that desperate?

1. Do you have ADHD?
No but I do have ADD

2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do?
Play go fish

3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose?
a whip kinky

4. Boxers or briefs?
Boxers

5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask?
Are you on something during your show?

6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)?
*goes to get a measuering stick*

7. Wax or shave?
legs and arm pits shave, eyebrows wax

8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?
um a heart! lol no that'd look weird I dunno

9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be?
I don't want one

10. Carpet matches the curtain?
What carpet? I have a carpet?

11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust?
Bring on the alcohol and maybe one of those will happen

12. What STD best represents you?
AIDS because I love Rent

13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?
Depends how much are they are bitching to me.

Alia doesn't like overly emo people.

Otherwise I'd invite them over and we'd have ice cream and watch movies with lots of hott guys.

14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey?
Morgan Friedman is GOD and Batman's right hand man.

15. Sex with Ellie?
Hell yeah

16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains?
Hott though the firecrackers might pose a problem in the long run

17. Donkey show?
The what show?

18. Your last thought… add “in bed”
I'm freezing in bed

19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop?
Horse poop

20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?
I think I'd already be to dead from fright of just seeing the shark to do much else.

Wtf lol I'll answer these questions first before I read other peoples. =)

1. Do you have ADHD? Nope.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Wait til she falls asleep and then kick her face in.
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Feather Tickler =D
4. Boxers or briefs? Boxer-briefs. If I had to choose either, boxers.
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? Like ... 2cm?
7. Wax or shave? Both
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? None, mine is absolutely perfect.
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? My forehead. Then I'd be a unihorny!!
10. Carpet matches the curtain? Not in length XD
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? Cucumber
12. What STD best represents you? AIDS because I attack and destroy the body's immune system, leaving victims open to life-threatening diseases.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Slap them.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? NORRIS BITCH!
15. Sex with Ellie? Only if she's giving. XD
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? Chocolate AND Whipped cream
17. Donkey show? Uh.
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” My cat sleeps funny "in bed".
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Birth videos.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? Yes, then take him out of shore to a Chinese restaurant for a date and turn him into Shark Fin soup!!

. Do you have ADHD? Probably
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? AH! OLD LADY WHORES! RUN!!
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? A tuba
4. Boxers or briefs? Boxers
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? If she thought I was sexy....but I already know the answer to that one
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? um....normal? I guess?
7. Wax or shave? Wax
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? they're perfect already
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? where it is
10. Carpet matches the curtain? um my carpet is white so....yes?
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? no comment
12. What STD best represents you? Nothing says I love you like Herpies!
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Idk....get her a therapist?
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Chuck Norris wears Emmett Cullen Pajamas
15. Sex with Ellie? Too Late
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? Chocolate
17. Donkey show?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” I like chocolate....in bed
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Pooping horse
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? um no

ohh I answered mine in my initial/introduction post :-/

1. Do you have ADHD? yes.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? my paps don't have no fav whores, but if he did. I'll kill them lol, but if their cute .. ahaha
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? guitar .. That's sexy!
4. Boxers or briefs? OoO hard one. I'm a boxers girl, but I have gotten into briefs, but boxers wins!
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? ...
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? wenis? rofl, uhm I don't know. But from looking I's say normal .. pssh.
7. Wax or shave? shave.
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? I'd have a penis aha
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? south
10. Carpet matches the curtain? I don't do carpet. I have laminate ;P
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? a starburst aha
12. What STD best represents you? Oh gosh, this is really some creepy QA lmao' Uhm .. I'll get back to you on that one aha
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? get her high and drunk.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? ...
15. Sex with Ellie? does she have long hair? .. If she has long hair, helll yeah.
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? chocolate
17. Donkey show? 0.o
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” it was crossing between Im coming to america either LA or NY, and that Jillian Michaels is my future babies momma
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? horse poop. Seriously I've watched some birth and it has left me traumatized.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? <-- roflmao

1. Do you have ADHD?
absolutely!
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do?
have my way with her
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose?
tuba!
4. Boxers or briefs?
Boxxorzzz...
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask?
...who ARE you? XD
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)?
LARGE. it's proportional. XD
7. Wax or shave?
shave? waxing hurts....
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?
BUNNY!!!
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be?
*snickers* I can't even say, it's so dirty.
10. Carpet matches the curtain?
I have no carpet mahahhaaha
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust?
all of the above? >
12. What STD best represents you?
Herpes. It's not deadly, but it sure is annoying as fuck.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?
paint her fingernails. with ACID.
so then she trips when she bites em.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey?
all of them.
15. Sex with Ellie?
OH GOD YES.
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains?
all of the above. I'm a deviant...
17. Donkey show?
umm yes? by all means?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed”
*snickers* sex with Ellie huh? in bed? ..yes i was still thinking about it.
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop?
giving birth. at least then you get to see pu- ummmmm I mean... >_> damn I'm such a pervert.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?
yes!

1. Do you have ADHD? Nope.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Umm... talk to her? I dunno.
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Uhh... pass >_>
4. Boxers or briefs? Boxer-briefs. But of those two, boxers.
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Are you fake?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? It looks about half an inch or so.
7. Wax or shave? Shave everything o_o
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? No thanks. I like everything how it is XD
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? My chin? I don't really want one...
10. Carpet matches the curtain? I don't have carpeting anymore XD
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? Umm... none, thanks.
12. What STD best represents you? AIDS, probably. After you "contract" me, you're stuck with me for life >D
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Be there for them as much as I possibly could.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Morgan Freeman! (It was spelled wrong in the question)
15. Sex with Ellie? Nothing against her, but I'm gonna stick with my boyfriend in that area.
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? Whipped cream :>
17. Donkey show? Wat? o_o
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” Gonna dance tonight in bed.
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Birthing videos.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? Umm... I doubt it. I'd just let myself drown.

1. Do you have ADHD? N....
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Tape her mouth so she stays quiet. >:}
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? A feather?
4. Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Yes or No? Then wait for her head to asplodey.
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? Whatever size I need.
7. Wax or shave? Wax... pain is good. :d
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? ...I need one that shapeshifts. XD
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? My hand? That way every touch is inappropriate.
10. Carpet matches the curtain? Yeah, though that might change.
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? Does a catman work?
12. What STD best represents you? Herpes... I'm not with you until someone brings me.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Well for my IRL friend... I give her yaoi pr0n.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? I like Morgan... cause he's God.
15. Sex with Ellie? Is forbidden. :\
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? CHOCOLATE, I loves it.
17. Donkey show? Boring.
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” King of the Hill "in bed."
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Both are ewww, but giving birth, I should get used to it.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? If I could find it's pen0r?

Wow, okay sure...

1. Do you have ADHD? no, not usually

2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do?you know, this has happened to me... I'm not allowed to see my Father any more...

3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose?water

4. Boxers or briefs?um... on me? I wear panties... you know, chick underwear...

5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask?I don't even know who that is

6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)?well it's a pretty normal size, but it's a bit dry at the moment

7. Wax or shave?heh, I don't do either very often

8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them?I would probably have retractable claws

9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be?er... no, I already have a penis that hangs to my knees

10. Carpet matches the curtain?yup

11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust?no animals, possibly inanimate objects, probably not foods, I'm not even sure what that last one is.

12. What STD best represents you?Warts, I'm everywhere

13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up?kick her in the face and tell her to get over it, then rape her

14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey?uh... no

15. Sex with Ellie?already done, and would do it again gladly

16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains?oh definitely chains

17. Donkey show?Blegh!

18. Your last thought… add “in bed”I wish my cat would shut up in bed

19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop?I actually did my term project on home birth last term, so I'm gonna say the videos

20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?I think I'll drown, sorry sharkey

1. Do you have ADHD? Nope :p
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? play cards ....naked
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? flute XD
4. Boxers or briefs? boxers
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? ...are you really an alien?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? 8 inches
7. Wax or shave? shave..
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? I never thought of that.. I love mine.. hmm OH in shape of a tough yet sweet bulldog.. could be pretty usefull for intruders.
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? my forehead..
10. Carpet matches the curtain? no carpet xD but yes haha
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? all !
12. What STD best represents you? herpes, I always come... back..
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? lick her face
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Freeman
15. Sex with Ellie? why not ;P
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? all of the above..
17. Donkey show? ..
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” Hilarie Burton naked.. mmm and giving birth to my babies
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? horse poop..
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? aww yea and maybe we could have shark-baby-mutants.. <3

1. Do you have ADHD? Sometimes I think I do...
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Have a dance party!
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Hannah Montana music
4. Boxers or briefs? Briefs
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? Can I be on ANTM? (original, I know)
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? I have no idea...a quarter maybe...
7. Wax or shave? shave
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? A flower
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? the tip my finger
10. Carpet matches the curtain? I have no curtains...still....
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? No, If he was cute :p, how do you have sex with a toothbrush (Do I want to know), maybe, mmm....starburst
12. What STD best represents you? The only one I can think of is AIDS
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? *HUG!*
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Morgan Freeman
15. Sex with Ellie? no
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? CHOCOLATE!
17. Donkey show? ummm...?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” What is Donkey snow...IN BED!
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? watching a horse poop
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? OK

1. Do you have ADHD? Nope.
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? Probably play cards or something. I usually have a deck lying around.
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? Feather.
4. Boxers or briefs? Uhh... I know I'm in the minority here, but I actually prefer briefs. Makes the guy look more vulnerable.
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? What's are the winning numbers to next weeks lottery?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? I like how dirty this question sounds at first reading...
7. Wax or shave? I shave in between waxings... which I do myself!
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? Maybe like those cool tree sculptures? Yeah... a giraffe or something. Only, you know, not noticeable under clothing.
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? Hahahaha...!!! I dunno. A retractable one on my hand, so I could create awkward moments on the train, and not get caught.
10. Carpet matches the curtain? Why don't you come over and find out?
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? No, I like my internal organs where they are, thankyouverymuch. Uh, is it declawed? A BIG toothbrush? No, those are for eating. If I knew what that last one was, then maybe!
12. What STD best represents you? Crabs. A little annoying, often unexpected, but good company when you're feeling especially lonely.
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? Mass killing spree.
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Chuck Norris can do the other two, as well as the entire state of Nevada, at the same time.
15. Sex with Ellie? Yes, please!
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? Is for eating! Is too sticky! Is too translucent! Is too noisy! is too heavy!
17. Donkey show? D:
18. Your last thought… add “in bed” I should go to bed... in bed. -_-
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? Video. Used to bring popcorn to Health Class.
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it? Close to the shore, or to the shore? That fine point makes all the difference.

1. Do you have ADHD? nope
2. If you were stuck in a basement with your father’s favorite whore, what would you do? beat her to death!!
3. If you were to be tortured, what instrument would you choose? tawse
4. Boxers or briefs? both!
5. If you were to ask one question to Tyra Banks and she would have to answer truthfully, what would you ask? What is the biggest lie you've ever told?
6. What is the size of your wenis (skin on your elbow)? 3 cms? ;unsure:
7. Wax or shave? shave
8. If you could remodel your genital areas, what shape you would give them? dont need it!
9. If you could have a penis grafted anywhere on your body, where would it be? ew!
10. Carpet matches the curtain? nope!
11. Would you have sex with a horse? A cat? A toothbrush? A carrot? A starbust? a green banana
12. What STD best represents you? AIDS
13. If your friend was going through deep depression, what would you do to cheer her up? take her to the mall or the movies
14. Chuck Norris, Morgan Friedman, or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah!
15. Sex with Ellie? nope
16. Covered in chocolate? Whipped creams? Honey? Firecrackers? Chains? chocolate
17. Donkey show? what?
18. Your last thought… add “in bed”: i want cereal in bed
19. Watching Giving birth videos or Watching a horse poop? giving birth videos...i wanna be a surgeon
20. If you were stuck in the ocean and the only way to get yourself close to the shore would be to blow a shark so he can become your BFFL, would you do it?of course!!