GossipGirls/Guys

(LMAO - that's priceless! *wipes tears of laughter away*)

Dee Dee has been arrested for indecent exposure so often she's well known at the Police station.

weaselly is a broke person living a rich life style. How is that possible? she's a maid who steals from the rich people. its so bad, she steals used silverware.

Kaye idolizes noobs and wants to be one.

( lol )

Yining has changed her gender so many times that the Philippines government have labeled her 'genderless'

(laugh)

Deedee wears a corn dog outfit in her spare time

Kaye thinks the Philippines is a fruit.

has a shrine to Michael Jackson in her closet

Emma is slower then a snail

Kaye tries to eat paper everyday because goats can.

Yining drinks sea water because she thinks it'll help her lose weight

Kaye is so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

*i dont get it lol but i got from the interweb :}}

(...wow)

Deedee eats 1 pea a day

Kaye is so slow, the smails laugh at her.

Deedee was actually talking about herself in the post above

Kaye thinks the world is flat. Once she went on a journey to get to the "end of the world". She wanted to experience falling off the earth.

(lol...just like christopher columbus)

Yining filter feeds because she thinks she lives underwater

Kaye drinks a lot of redbull hoping to grow wings.

Deedee jumped off a trampoline cuz she wanted to fly high in the sky.

Kaye often goes into a trance and stares at the computer screen without blinking for hours.

Yining wears aluminum foil as a grill for her teeth

Kaye doesn't like baths and doesn't take one for months at a time.

Yining likes to roll around in mud and say "oink oink"

Kaye always stuffs her head into her pants because she thinks they are shirts.

Yining drys off with a diaper when it rains because it says extra absorbent

Kaye likes to screech out high notes in front everyone because she thinks she is a professional opera singer when she's not. But glasses did shatter.